🔞 Mature audiences  ·  9 moans. 2 boings. Bring your own.  ·  €1.49 one-time  ·  No subscription  ·  No tracking  ·  Plug in. Make it moan.  ·  🔞 Mature audiences  ·  9 moans. 2 boings. Bring your own.  ·  €1.49 one-time  ·  No subscription  ·  No tracking  ·  Plug in. Make it moan.  · 
18+ Not safe for most offices
hotPlugg icon

A tray app for depraved power users

plug it in.
make it moan.

Every USB, HDMI, charger, and headphone jack now plays a sound of its choosing the moment it slides home. 9 curated moans. 2 cartoon boings for when your mother visits. Subtle. Tasteful.

Windows · macOS · Linux One-time purchase Nothing leaves your machine
Now playing · moan/03
Press play. Imagine you just slid a USB-C cable into a very willing port.

1.2 seconds of pure tension.

Your OS already emits a device-connect event every time anything makes contact with any port. hotPlugg listens for it, waits for the handshake to finish, and at the exact moment your hardware says "I'm in", plays the sound you picked.

No polling. No drivers. No permission prompts. Event-driven Rust, ~0% CPU when nothing is happening — which, statistically, is most of the time.

0.0s
Contact USB shield grounds against the receptacle.
0.3s
Pins seat Power rails hot, data lanes aligned.
0.5s
Handshake Host negotiates speed. Device answers.
0.7s
Enumerated VID/PID resolved. It is a 32GB Kingston stick. 💾
1.2s
hotPlugg fires It… moans. Or boings. Your choice.

Nine moans. Two boings. Bring your own.

Every pack is a folder of .wav / .mp3 / .ogg. hotPlugg picks one at random per event — or loops a specific track, if you're feeling methodical.

/moan
9 tracks · 3.4 MB · .wav
18+
01slow burn0:01.4
02enthusiastic0:02.1
03the classic0:01.8
04feral0:02.7
05surprised0:01.2
/cartoon
2 tracks · 180 KB · .wav
Safe
01boing0:00.3
02whistle-pop0:00.5
/custom
any format · unlimited · local
BYO
drop a folder into ~/hotplugg/sounds/.wav
name it whatever you want.mp3
it appears in the menu.ogg
that's the whole flow.flac

One tray icon. One menu. Zero fuss.

All the filth lives in your ears. The app looks like every other tray utility you've ever ignored.

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tray menuTray menu
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One-time. No strings. No subscription.

Was €∞ a month, forever
1.49
one time · lifetime updates
  • 9 moans & 2 boings out of the box
  • Drop-in custom sound packs (.wav/.mp3/.ogg/.flac)
  • Event-driven Rust · ~0% CPU when idle
  • Nothing leaves your machine. Ever.
Get hotPlugg · €1.49
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FAQ

Wait. Is this a sex app?

No. It's a utility that plays a sound when you plug something in. The included sounds just happen to be moans. Which does, we admit, change the vibe.

Can I use this at work?

Technically yes. Socially, god no. The /cartoon pack exists for a reason. Or drop in your own sounds — elevator ding, air-horn, dial-up modem. Whatever passes your HR test.

Does it really detect every device?

Yes. USB, HDMI, DisplayPort, audio jack, Bluetooth pairing, chargers, external drives. If your OS emits a device-notification, hotPlugg hears it and fires the event.

Privacy? Analytics?

Nothing. No account, no cloud, no analytics, no crash reporter. hotPlugg does not know you exist, which is — we feel strongly — how this category of software should behave.

Is the /moan pack… a real person?

...

Subscription?

No. €1.49 via Lemonsqueezy, one time, lifetime updates. It's a €1.49 app. Please do not expect a roadmap.


Tell one friend.

Thank you, in advance.